Reasons why she's still single

After giving it some thought
she came up with a few reasons
as to why at the age of 28+
She's still single

For starters
She don't date
She just looking for a spark
With out the spark she won't even try

And then
how can she meet someone if she doesn't go out?
her evenings consist of spooning her maltipoo
while watching movies about dragons
and mythological deities
She's also gotten very into the travel channel
falling in love with all these discoveries that
seem to bring out her inner nerd

And when she talks
it's like a hyper bunny all over the place
that laughs at her own jokes
regardless if they're funny at all

Who ever she meets must be approved
by her dogs
the 3 that star in biweekly snaps
with funny voice & filter

At 28+ she might be too goofy
a tad bit nerdy
and just all around weird
with out a care in the world

Hence her hair is never done
and her idea of dressing up
consists of stepping out of her chucks
and into the patent leather flats

to be worn with an over the knee dress
and just really big hair

This is why at 28+ she's still single
-Bionica

Fancy Meeting

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From time to time, 

she would think about him 

wondering what it was that he was doing 

But after so long her memory of him 

just drifted into the distance 

packed away in a library of memories

Then with out expecting it 

she saw him 

and the dimples that continued 

to mark his face whenever he would smile 

she felt the big arms that enveloped her 

in a long over due hug 

And then she heard him say 

how he always wanted to talk to her 

and that's when it all stopped!

Within seconds she imagined 

what he would say 

How he missed her 

How he always wanted to tell her 

that he really liked her

that he wanted to take her out 

But after 5 seconds 5+ later 

He told her 

How he always wanted 

to talk about their 

near death experienced 

that marked them all forever 

Really??

After all this time 

She wondered why 

If it was so, then he could have said something before 

She then smiled as she leaned back into her chair 

and burst the bubble that her friend 

was already blowing after simply hearing 

'I've always wanted to talk to you since…'

To wait another few years to see him again 

And say 'let's talk about it…'

-Bionica