Date Me!

Tips on Dating a girl like me. 

Well for starters make sure that you have a love for nature because I like to eat grass. Yes all leafy things are good as long as they are not poisonous and cause you to have a rash like poison ivy. Rocks are good too every once in a while as they hold many important minerals. So go ahead and have a lick of the salty stone of your choice. 

Not exactly ready for that? Well how about something a little bit softer like paper? You can write on it if you want and eat your words or just swallow some napkins whole and clean up some very necessary stuff. 

Go ahead, I dare you! lol 

Be ready to embrace high pitched noises because I do get excited and am not afraid to voice it. Sometimes I can just screech for joy, but you will just have to love it. 

Don't hold back because if you want to taste or do something new why not go for it. Sand I will tell you is not exactly the best because it is rather grainy and does not dissolve in your mouth. Perhaps Oranges may be more fun to munch as they are safely edible as long as you don't eat the seeds. Remember they are for planting outsides not in your intestines!  It's very important to keep certain things where they belong. 

Oh and don't forget to smell good. Spritz on some natural lemon for a clean feeling and a zesty scent. If you want it to stick some Sprite might be your style but be prepared to have some ants crawling your way. 

Please do wear deodorant and don't go for that girly Secret stuff try some of the Avon roll ons instead they may be more for you. 

Do bring  me something sweet but flowers aren't the most yummy things to eat so chocolate will be fine. Make sure it's not a brownie because that means that I will be a little thirsty and I just want something sweet y no es para empalagarme. 

Dress nice and look cute, so keep the leaf suit from your birthday at home because it may be windy and we don't want to have too much exposure. 

I also hope that your ride isn't in the shop because my bike is currently not built for two and I prefer to lean back which I can't do while pedaling.  

Take your chance and give me a call

Your girl.

-B.